• Android Cop

    Mar 16, 2015

    Perhaps movie fans will have fun trying to spot the influences, but beyond this it’s hard to see why it would be worthy of your time.

  • Beauty On Duty!

    Feb 22, 2015

    The main problem with ‘Beauty On Duty’ is that it’s essentially a distillation of the legion of unfunny moments that Wong Jing has created throughout his long career.

  • Big Tits Zombie

    Feb 23, 2015

    Boobs and blood can be a fun distraction but they aren’t enough to make up for a complete lack of anything else.

  • Bloodsport III

    Feb 24, 2015

    Bernhardt puts in another solid performance, proving his abilities as a screen fighter with a certain charisma. Unfortunately, everything else is totally forgettable.

  • D-War

    Mar 4, 2015

    I’m normally a sucker for a cheesy monster movie but ‘D-War’ fails to produce the goods on just about every level.

  • Dance Of Death

    Mar 5, 2015

    Chan’s choreography is the only minor highlight, but otherwise this is really only suitable for hardcore Angela Mao fans.

  • Dragon Eyes

    Mar 8, 2015

    The film wastes the majority of talent involved and meanders along without anything even remotely memorable to offer.

  • Edge Of The Empire

    Mar 10, 2015

    ‘Edge of the Empire’ just doesn’t live up to its potential, takes itself too seriously to be cheesy fun and is recommended only to die hard historical epic fans.

  • Future X-Cops

    Mar 16, 2015

    Seemingly endless scenes of two annoying kids, empty nods to whatever is currently in popular culture and a few moments of teeth-grindingly insincere pathos.

  • Incredible Shaolin Thunderkick

    Mar 28, 2015

    ‘Incredible Shaolin Thunderkick’ is ineptitude on an almost apocalyptic level.

  • Ironheart

    Jan 26, 2017

    With the martial arts action severely lacking in excitement and a whole lot of WTF, means ‘Ironheart’ is just a load a B-movie badness.

  • Kung Fu Cyborg: Metallic Attraction

    Apr 4, 2015

    As a continued supporter of Hong Kong cinema, it gives me no pleasure to call this absurd mess the biggest waste of a big budget in recent memory.

  • Kung Fu Flid

    Apr 4, 2015

    Those of you still hooked on the “corr bimey guv’nor” British gangster flicks may find ‘Kung Fu Flid’ a minor distraction.

  • Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

    Apr 4, 2015

    If you get a giggle out of fart jokes and squeaky voices then it may well be the movie for you, but I imagine most will be better suited looking elsewhere.

  • Left For Dead

    Apr 5, 2015

    I can’t think of a good reason for you to part with your hard earned cash to watch this movie, especially when you can watch films for free on the internet of a similar production standard.

  • Lost City In Snow Heaven

    Apr 14, 2015

    Whichever way you look at it, ‘Lost City In Snow Heaven’ isn’t a very pretty picture and I’d be amazed if anyone walks away from it with any degree of satisfaction.

  • Love Is Love

    Apr 15, 2015

    ‘Love Is Love’ is a skeletal rom-com with every feeling sucked out and populated by people you would cross the road, no the M4, to avoid.

  • Magic Kid

    Apr 19, 2015

    The film is really just a blatant rip-off of bigger, better movies and the majority of the martial arts action is simply laughable.

  • My Best Bodyguard

    May 3, 2015

    There is a good idea for an action thriller buried somewhere in ‘My Best Bodyguard’ but it’s wasted on a cluttered narrative, mostly sloppy action and a whole lot of melodrama daftness.

  • Ninja Battle

    May 4, 2015

    The film is a fairly tedious mystery that will do little to excite or entertain even the most desperate viewer.

  • Ninja Dragon

    May 4, 2015

    As far as IFD productions go, ‘Ninja Dragon’ is hardly their finest hour and is really only suited to hardcore fans of the genre. Those of you seeking a sane slice of cinema would be advised to look elsewhere.

  • Ninja The Protector

    May 4, 2015

    If you have a strong stomach for bad cinema or are just a sucker for films from the IFD era then it may well be worth adding to your collection.

  • Ninja Thunderbolt

    May 4, 2015

    If you’re happy to laugh along with it then you’ll still find something to appreciate, but a kung fu classic this is not.

  • No. 3

    May 4, 2015

    A rather unremarkable and unsatisfying debut from writer and director Song Neung-han, ‘No. 3’ is neither as funny as it thinks it is or as hip and entertaining as it wants to be.