Favourite lines

[ASaroch]

Sometimes, thanks to poor dubbing or mis-translation, some really corkers emerge. This is the time to share quotes that will never leave our memories...

"Disaster! A Coffin has jumped in by itself!" - 'Full Moon Scimitar'
"He suicided himself" - Swordsman With An Umbrella

[Charlie Parker]

best of the best had "son of bitch!" uttered by a guy falling into an oven

[ASaroch]

Of course there's
'Fatty, you hurt my instep' - Pedicab Driver
'Fatty, be food and follow me' - famous flubtitle from the Last Blood VHS

[TheBaron]

'Fatty, you hurt my instep' - Pedicab Driver

The English dub for that line is possibly my favourite dubbed line ever...

"Fatty, your face is so fat you've gone and damaged my instep"

[ASaroch]

That's even better than the flubtitle!

[Yama]

Snake And Crane, Martial arts of Shaolin - Jackie talking with the messenger (can't remember the full dialogue).

'Where shall we met?'
'Temple'
'Do you always speak in just two syllables?'
'....most times'.

[Phil]

I always liked the dubbed line from 'Drunken Master':

"Each man one way, each horse one stance, each church one Buddha, and each master to his own technique"

[ASaroch]

Ah, if we include dubbed lines:

'Are you sure we can trust your one-eyed friend?' - Shaolin Kickboxer

[Charlie Parker]

"you shot my dicky!"

Simon Yam in My Crazy Love For You

[Sami]

"Bravo on us!" - subtitle from Wheels On Meals