Tough Beauty And Sloppy Slop
CAST

Yuen Biao
Cynthia Khan
Waise Lee
Billy Chow
Yuen Wah
Tam Suk Mui
Monsour del Rosario
Jerry Bailey
Alex Man

ACTION
Alan Chui
WRITER

N/A

PRODUCER
David Lam Wai
DIRECTOR

Alan Chui
Yuen Bun

RATING
   Tough Beauty And Sloppy Slop
Tough Beauty And Sloppy Slop
AKA : N/A
Year : 1995     Reviewer : Phil Mills

Mainland Officer Yiang (Khan) is on the tale of Wai (Lee), a high profile leader of a money counterfeiting scheme.  Annoyingly, he persistently evades the long arm of the law due to his men's unfathomable loyalty to the cause but the Police are handed a loophole when it turns out that his wife is currently in prison in the Philippines.  Yiang goes undercover to befriend her in the hope that it will lead her to Wai and during her time inside she is given a contact by the name of Li (Biao), a Hong Kong policeman who poses as her husband to keep up the facade.  When Li helps to free the two friends all goes according to plan and the undercovers become members of Wai's gang, running various errands for him whilst supposedly hiding from the police.  When it becomes apparent that there is a man behind the man, the two officers must use all their wits to avoid revealing their identities and try to bring the entire ring down.

 

 

The first thing that is instantly noticeable about this bizarrely titled 'Police Story 3' imitation is that this is low budget film making of the highest order.  Film quality is poor and scripting is minimal, providing a springboard for a set of action sequences that will hopefully allow the film to capitalise on current box office successes.  Established talent in the form of Biao and Khan (albeit stars that are down on their luck) are drafted in to bring recognisable faces to the charade but even their combined talent cannot help to make the story rise into the realms of rational thought.  This is not to say it is completely unwatchable, just in a sort of P.S.3 through very clouded glasses type of way.

 

 

Never let it be said that a lack of script can mean the film is a total disaster though as the combination of classic action and quality cameos make this a film not to be overlooked.  Yuen Biao can never have too much screen time when it comes to kung fu as far as I'm concerned and although he is not exactly tested to the full extent of his ability here, he does provide some noteworthy action moments for this performance.  If anything, it's the choreography that lets the production down as the main dosage is simplistic to say the least with very little room for the extravagant.  There is however an attempt to mix it up a little with a few acrobatic tricks thrown in along with slow motion gunplay that pops up now and again to impressive effect.  Billy Chow is most likely the cream of the crop as he gets an extended appearance as the final opponent and it's worth the wait as he unleashes his powerful bootwork that compliments a satisfactory amount of martial artistry.

 

 

'Tough Beauty And The Sloppy Slop' has it roots firmly set in the Hong Kong style of film making that emerged from the 1980's.  Who needs a huge budget or a masterful script when you can put together a fun action movie with some over-the-top fights accompanied by a little slap stick comedy.  Despite the cash-in elements taken from other movies of this kind, it still provides enough entertainment to make it stand out and with a little more money and thought  it could have become a classic of the genre.

Distributor : Guang Dong Tung Ah
Region : 0 (NTSC)
Running Time : 100 mins
Video :
Letterboxed at 1.85:1. Average quality image for a film with a low budget that has been poorly kept. There are numerous small white scratches throughout and there is an overall soft look but without a complete remaster this is the best you are going to get.
Audio :
Mandarin DD 5.1 track with burnt on Chinese and English subtitles that appear in white and are legible throughout. The worst thing about this Mandarin dub is the use of the 'Hard Boiled' music as the film's soundtrack that is often played completely out of context and continues even when a scene has finished.
Extras :
None.
Notes :
Please note that the cover art for this DVD is taken from the movie 'Eastern Condors' and does not appear in this film.
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