• Street Fighter

    Jun 2, 2015

    This is a crapfest of epic proportions that should be avoided at all costs. It is a stain on the ‘Street Fighter’ name.

  • Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li

    Jun 3, 2015

    Hollywood had fifteen years to learn from their mistakes and yet somehow they still managed to make another bad ‘Street Fighter’ movie.

  • Swordsman With An Umbrella

    Jun 6, 2015

    One of the subtitles proclaims that one character ‘suicided himself’. After viewing ‘Swordsman With An Umbrella’ you may be tempted to mimic his actions.

  • The Clones Of Bruce Lee

    Jun 5, 2018

    The result is every bit as wonderful and awful as it sounds, a quite dizzying display of opportunism and ineptitude that has to be seen to be believed. Essential.

  • The King Swindler

    Apr 4, 2015

    It eats away at you, gradually destroying your will to live and resigning you to a state of futile bewilderment. Please, let me be it’s very last victim.

  • The Last Kung Fu Monk

    Apr 13, 2015

    ‘The Last Kung Fu Monk’ is essentially a handful of mediocre fight scenes strung together by a weak plot and some incredibly cheesy drama.

  • The Ninja Squad

    May 4, 2015

    The main storyline is just completely beyond redemption and even a typically bad English dub mixed with a handful of ninja antics can do little to save it.

  • The Ultimate Ninja

    Jun 19, 2015

    A typically weak affair that is made all the more confusing by Godfrey Ho’s random dialogue and vague attempts at creating a story.